#1474The Difference Between "Malfunctioning" and "Dysfunctional" is subtle. 2/8/2010
#1473New Years Resolutions 1 Month, 6 Days Late 2/7/2010
#1472Random Thoughts 158 1/23/2010
#1471Random Thoughts 157 1/22/2010
#1470Thoughts On the 44th President, One Year Later. Part 2 1/21/2010
#1469Thoughts On the 44th President, One Year Later. Part 1 1/20/2010
#1468Porn To The Toilet 1/19/2010
#1467Things I Used To Believe 5 1/18/2010
#1466No, Seriously, Jesus Forgives Me. Trust Me On This One. 1/17/2010
#1465Racism in Science Fiction 1/16/2010
#1464Cruises, Las Vegas, Applebees, and Nightmares 1/15/2010
#1463Hypothetical Question About Time Travel to 1980 1/14/2010
#1462Things I Used To Believe 4 1/13/2010
#1461Random Thoughts 156 1/12/2010
#1460Dream About The Dark Knight chronicles 1/11/2010
#1459Random Thoughts 155 1/10/2010
#1458The Insane Clown Posse Fan 1/09/2010
#1457Suicide Rates During the Holidays 1/08/2010
#1456The 32 Year Old's Loophole 1/07/2009
#1455When are you going to see pictures of the baby?? Well here are freaking pictures of the baby!!! 1/06/2010
#1454Random Thoughts 154 1/05/2010
#1453POLARITY 348 1/04/2010
#1452Dream About Being Mike Tyson 1/03/2010
#1451THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN THE YEAR 2010 1/02/2010
#1450Heralding in the New Year 1/01/2010
#1449Lenore Clarice Josefina Waites 12/27/2009
#1448Teenagers: Not As Cool As They Think 12/15/2009
#1447Sharing Your Vices With Your Parents 12/14/2009
#1446REAL LIFE VILLAIN RAILED BY CRITICS FOR BEING TOO UNSYMPATHETIC 12/13/2009
#1445Things I Used To Believe 3 12/12/2009
#1444Why Don't Good Christians Disassociate Themselves More From Bad Christians? 12/11/2009
#1443So.... That Means You Liked It, Right? 12/10/2009
#1442Seeing Another Expectant Dad... 12/09/2009
#1441A Secret About Me 18 12/08/2009
#1440The Great Mustache Experience 12/07/2009
#1439ENTIRE MUSIC INDUSTRY FOR SALE ON EBAY 12/06/2009
#1438Hypothetical Question About Brain Transplants 12/05/2009
#1437Random Thoughts 153 12/04/2009
#1436The Guy Running Around My Quiet Suburban Arrow With A Freakin' Bow And Arrow 12/03/2009
#1435One buh-billion dollars 12/02/2009
#1434Jesus Is Coming! 12/01/2009
#1434POLARITY 347 11/30/2009
#1433Paging Dr. Gorgeous... 11/29/2009
#1432Dream About A Racist Leader's Podcast 11/28/2009
#1431Quick Thought On Abortion 11/27/2009
#1430REASONS TO BE THANKFUL in 2009! 11/26/2009
#1429The Euphoric Bike Riding Guy 11/25/2009
#1428Random Thoughts 152 11/24/2009
#1427POLARITY 346 11/23/2009
#1426I Would Believe in Ghosts Before I Believed in God 11/11/2009
#1425Why I Hate Fake Boobs 11/10/2009
#1424POLARITY 345 11/09/2009
#1423An Anecdote About Stand-Up Comedy 11/08/2009
#1422A Short Anecdote About Lobsters 11/07/2009
#1421Brush Yo Teeth! Brush Yo Mothafuckin Teeth! 11/06/2009
#1420A Thought About President #43 11/05/2009
#141917 TIPS TO SURVIVING THIS TROUBLED ECONOMY! 11/04/2009
#1418Hypothetical Question About Nude Beaches 11/03/2009
#1417Directing A Performance Piece? 11/02/2009
#1416Hypothetical Question About Massage Spas 11/01/2009
#1415GUY DRESSED AS CHILD MOLESTER AT HALLOWEEN PARTY IS LONELY 10/31/2009
#1414Halloween Costume Ideas for 2009! 10/30/2009
#1413"If we allow gay marriage, what's next? Bestiality?" 10/29/2009
#1412Granny Panties 10/28/2009
#1411Random Thoughts 151 10/27/2009
#1410POLARITY 344 10/26/2009
#1409PRESIDENT OBAMA URGES REDO ON NATION'S YOUTH 10/25/2009
#1408A Promise On My Sixth Anniversary 10/24/2009
#1407Women Don't Smell Men's Underwear 10/23/2009
#1406Smelling Steph's Sweater At Work 10/22/2009
#1405FUN WITH CAPTIONS 3 10/21/2009
#1404Hypothetical Question About the Country 10/20/2009
#1403Random Thoughts 150 10/19/2009
#1402Pet Peeve 8 10/18/2009
#1401HOROSCOPE: THIRD EPISODE OF REALITY SHOW SO SHOCKING IT WILL UNRAVEL TIME AND SPACE 10/17/2009
#14001400th ENTRY! THE BEST OF THE PAST 100! 10/16/2009
#1399A Notice to Japan 10/15/2009
#1398FUN WITH CAPTIONS 2 10/14/2009
#1397FUN WITH CAPTIONS 1 10/13/2009
#1396POLARITY 343 10/12/2009
#1395DOZENS OF HEALTH INSURANCE EXECUTIVES COMMIT SUICIDE AFTER REALIZING HOW EVIL THEY ARE 10/11/2009
#1394Ask Your Doctor About Imitrex 10/10/2009
#1393Today On The Maury Povich Show 10/9/2009
#1392Dream About Michelle Obama 10/8/2009
#1391Turns Out I Actually Don't Hate Sports 10/7/2009
#1390The Kids Are Alright 10/6/2009
#1389Megan Fox's Thumbs 10/5/2009
#1388HOOTERS WAITRESS NOT HOT ENOUGH TO BE STRIPPER BUT STILL WANTS TO BE GROPED BY OLD PERVERTS 10/4/2009
#1387"The bill's 14,000 pages long! Give me a break!!" 10/3/2009
#1386Advice for My Daughters When They Grow Up 10/2/2009
#1385Using the Term "God Bless You" When You Really Mean It But Don't Believe It 10/1/2009
#1384Hypothetical Question: Would You Rather 9/30/2009
#1383Random Thoughts 149 9/29/2009
#1382POLARITY 342 9/28/2009
#1381The State Fair Trip From Hell 9/27/2009
#1380ON-LINE SLUT ONLY SOMEWHAT SLUTTY IN REAL LIFE 9/26/2009
#1379Things to Expect When You Are Expecting That Other Parents Won't Tell You About 9/25/2009
#1378I Don't Get the Allure of MILF Porn 9/24/2009
#1377My First Exposure to MTV 9/23/2009
#1376Nerdy Question About Superman 9/22/2009
#1375POLARITY 341 9/21/2009
#1374One More Thought On Health Care Reform 9/20/2009
#1373NATION'S YOUTH DEFINITELY UP TO SOMETHING 9/19/2009
#1372Dream About the Third Batman 9/18/2009
#1371A Few Things I Learned Over the Summer of 2009 Part 4 9/17/2009
#1370A Few Things I Learned Over the Summer of 2009 Part 3 9/16/2009
#1369A Few Things I Learned Over the Summer of 2009 Part 2 9/15/2009
#1368A Few Things I Learned Over the Summer of 2009 Part 1 9/14/2009
#1367HOROSCOPE: LARRY HAGMAN SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE 9/13/2009
#1366Rumpelstiltskin= SPOILARZZ 9/12/2009
#1365The Truth About the Berenstain Bears 9/11/2009
#1364The Truth About Clifford the Big Red Dog 9/10/2009
#1363The Truth About Caillou 9/9/2009
#1362Poop Is Not Better Than Sex 9/8/2009
#1361POLARITY 340 9/7/2009
#1360A PARANOID, DELUSIONAL WOMAN WORRIED GOD IS ALWAYS SPYING ON HER 9/6/2009
#1359SUMMER MOVIES 2009: MY REPORT CARD Part 3! 9/5/2009
#1358SUMMER MOVIES 2009: MY REPORT CARD Part 2! 9/4/2009
#1357SUMMER MOVIES 2009: MY REPORT CARD Part 1! 9/3/2009
#1356Review of District 9 9/2/2009
#1355Pet Peeve 7 9/1/2009
#1354POLARITY 339 8/31/2009
#1353WOMEN FROM THE 90s THAT NEVER GOT NAKED BUT WHOM I WOULD LIKE TO SEE NAKED 8/30/2009
#1352I'm an atheist??!! 8/29/2009
#1351DOUCHEBAG GRADUATES TO FULL-ON ASSHOLE 8/28/2009
#1350Hypothetical Question About Sex Partner Preference 8/27/2009
#1349Mothers Who Want to Have A Huge Amount of Babies 8/26/2009
#1348Things I Used to Believe 2 8/25/2009
#1347POLARITY 338 8/24/2009
#1346FOR SALE: SLIGHTLY BROKEN INTO BATMOBILE 8/23/2009
#1345Nerds Don't Have Sex? 8/22/2009
#1344You Can Tell Republicans Are Bullshitting About Health Care Because Their Arguments Keep Changing 8/21/2009
#1343The Best Way to Conceive 8/20/2009
#1342When People Who Don't Know You Well Don't Know if You're Joking 8/19/2009
#1341Random Thoughts 148 8/18/2009
#1340POLARITY 337 8/17/2009
#1339People Who Don't Mind Warrantless Wiretapping Because They Have Nothing To Hide 8/16/2009
#1338AN AUDIO EXHIBITIONIST RELIEVED OBAMA WANTS TO CONTINUE WARRANTLESS WIRETAPPING 8/15/2009
#1337The Rejection of Intellectualism 8/14/2009
#1336...But in those cases "it was just their time". 8/13/2009
#1335Obama As the Joker 8/12/2009
#1334Dream About a Girl I Met Once or Twice 8/11/2009
#1333POLARITY 336 8/10/2009
#1332A WORD FROM REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN OF MONTANA TED NISWANDER 8/9/2009
#1331Men Who Don't Cry At Movies 8/8/2009
#1330Who Wants America Back? This Guy Does!! 8/7/2009
#1329You Fucking Hated Your Sibling, Stop Denying It 8/6/2009
#1328Dream About Japan 8/5/2009
#1327Random Thoughts 147 8/4/2009
#1326POLARITY 335 8/3/2009
#1325HOROSCOPE: ASPERGERS GIRLFRIEND DEMANDS EXPLANATION TO JOKE 8/2/2009
#1324Random Thoughts 146 8/1/2009
#1323There are no atheists in foxholes? 7/31/2009
#1322Awkward Dad Moments 7/30/2009
#1321A Technicality About Having Sex With Minors 7/29/2009
#1320Hypothetical Question About Sex With Your Worst Enemy 7/28/2009
#1319A Secret About Me 18 7/27/2009
#1318A Short Story About God 7/26/2009
#1317POLARITY 334 7/25/2009
#1316LOCAL WAL-MART FORCED TO CLOSE FROM COMPETITION WITH EVEN LARGER WAL-MART 7/24/2009
#1315Michael Knight Vs. Not Just Ordinary 80s Villains 7/23/2009
#1314I Think I'm The Only One Who Is Satisfied With a Boring Sex Life 7/22/2009
#1313The Certain Uncertainty of Wanting a Threesome 7/21/2009
#1312WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF YOUR JOB WAS LIKE A COP'S JOB 7/20/2009
#1311GARTH BROOKS INTRODUCES CHRIS GAINES TO A NEW GENERATION OF PUSSIES 7/19/2009
#1310Random Thoughts 145 7/18/2009
#1309Japan: Origin of 82% of the World's Weird Shit 7/17/2009
#1308Bruce Wayne Goes to See a Psychiatrist 7/16/2009
#1307Sarah Palin, and the Insanity of What She Represents 7/15/2009
#1306Awkward breaks in conversation concerning Home Alone 7/14/2009
#1305POLARITY 333 7/13/2009
#1304Michael Jackson's Death 7/12/2009
#1303LOCAL RACIST REMOVES ONE RACE FROM HIS HATE LIST 7/11/2009
#1302Hypothetical Question About Moving 7/10/2009
#1301People From Mexico Garage-Saling, Trick-or-Treating 7/9/2009
#13001300th ENTRY! Best of the past 100! 7/8/2009
#1299What is Feminism in 2008? Part 2 7/7/2009
#1298POLARITY 332 7/6/2009
#1297Review of Up 7/5/2009
#129619 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT AMERICA ON INDEPENDENCE DAY! 7/4/2009
#1295GARFIELD GHOST WRITER/ILLUSTRATOR FIRED FOR MAKING FUNNY STRIP 7/3/2009
#1294The Universal Truths of the Bible 7/2/2009
#1293Alternate Punchline for the Kate Winslet's Boobies Entry 7/1/2009
#1292A Contextless Excerpt of an AIM Conversation About Bra Size 6/30/2009
#1291POLARITY 331 6/29/2009
#1290TEENAGED BOY BEGRUDGINGLY WEARS HALF OF "BEST FRIENDS" NECKLACE 6/28/2009
#1289Camel Snus 6/27/2009
#1288Hypothetical Question About Political Attack Ads 6/26/2009
#1287Review of Slumdog Millionaire 6/25/2009
#1286Review of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 6/24/2009
#1285Random Thoughts 144 6/23/2009
#1284POLARITY 330 6/22/2009
#1283College is Weird 6/21/2009
#1282Being a Guy Listening to Girl Bands 6/20/2009
#1281SWITCH TO DIGITAL TV REVEALED AS CONSPIRACY TO KILL THOUSANDS OF ELDERLY 6/19/2009
#1280"What Would You Do If You Didn't Have a Gun???" 6/18/2009
#1279Dream About A Meeting Interrupted By Nature 6/17/2009
#1278Random Thoughs 143 6/16/2009
#1277POLARITY 329 6/15/2009
#1276MAN HOSPITALIZED AFTER GOING INTO EXTRA CHUNKY ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK 6/14/2009
#1275Hate the Sin, Love the Sinner 6/13/2009
#1274The Only Real Flaw with Democracy 6/12/2009
#1273How to Successfully Get a Girl Into a Threesome 6/11/2009
#1272Animal Cops on Animal Planet Are Depressing and Hilarious 6/10/2009
#1271Things I Used To Believe 1 6/9/2009
#1270POLARITY 328 6/8/2009
#1269Review of Terminator Salvation 6/7/2009
#1268OPRAH DISAPPOINTS OBSESSED FOLLOWERS BY INSISTING SHE HAS NO SINISTER PLANS 6/6/2009
#1267We Thought We'd Lost The Baby 6/5/2009
#1266Good News and Bad News About Heaven 6/4/2009
#1265Knocking Out Quadrupled Parked H3 Meatheads 6/3/2009
#1264Dream About Barbara Streisand 6/2/2009
#1263Random Thoughts 142 6/1/2009
#1262Questionnaires On Your Boss 5/31/2009
#1261I Used To Get Made Fun of Because I Wear Pro-Wings 5/30/2009
#1260WYLD STALLYNS DROPPED FROM THEIR MUSIC LABEL 5/29/2009
#1259The Majority of Americans Believe in Torture 5/28/2009
#1258Random Thoughts 141 5/27/2009
#1257The President and Torture 5/26/2009
#1256POLARITY 327 5/25/2009
#1255Femi-Nazis Shouldn't Ruin Feminism For Everyone 5/24/2009
#1254HOROSCOPE: BRITISH GUY FROM THAT PART OF ENGLAND WITHOUT A CHARMING ACCENT 5/23/2009
#1253Hypothetical Question About Nazis 5/22/2009
#1252Nerd Rage 5/21/2009
#1251Lesbians and the Definition of "Sex" 5/20/2009
#1250Dream About Being Locked in a Mall 5/19/2009
#1249POLARITY 326 5/18/2009
#1248People Always Regret Their Bigotry 20 Years Later 5/17/2009
#1247Someday, In the Future, You'll Be Able to Apply For a Permit to Have Sex in Public 5/16/2009
#1246HORRORSCOPE: SOMEHOW, EVERY GIRL YOU KNOW HAS BEEN RAPED 5/15/2009
#1245Review of X-Men Origins: Wolverine 5/14/2009
#1244The Cosby Show Vs. 7th Heaven 5/13/2009
#1243The Religious Mind and the Word "Choice" 5/12/2009
#1242It Wasn't Really the Sodomite's Fault 5/11/2009
#1241Advice to a Potential Son 5/10/2009
#1240Swollen Pregnant Chick Boobs 5/9/2009
#123912 BLOND CHICKS WHO LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE WIN MISS SWEDEN 2009 5/8/2009
#1238Responding to Anti-Gay Marriage Propaganda 5/7/2009
#1237"That's for making me think you were funny!" 5/6/2009
#1236Random Thoughts 140 5/5/2009
#1235POLARITY 325 5/4/2009
#1234SUMMER 2009 MOVIE PREDICTIONS PART 3! 5/3/2009
#1233SUMMER 2009 MOVIE PREDICTIONS PART 2! 5/2/2009
#1232ANONYMOUS MAKE-UP ARTIST SAD IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE X-MEN 3 5/1/2009
#1231SUMMER 2009 MOVIE PREDICTIONS PART 1! 4/30/2009
#1230Wanting Attention From Dudes 4/29/2009
#1229Hypothetical Question About Your Favorite Singers 4/28/2009
#1228POLARITY 324 4/27/2009
#1227WORLD'S ZOOS FORCED TO CLOSE POLAR BEAR EXHIBITS AFTER ANOTHER FUCKING IDIOT SCALES FENCE 4/26/2009
#1226Facebook Sucks Balls and is For People Who Suck Balls 4/25/2009
#1225"Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve" 4/24/2009
#1224What Role Does Gender Need to Play in Your Children? 4/23/2009
#1223Cosmo Sometimes Contains Really Important Information 4/22/2009
#1222Dream About An Ocean of Music 4/21/2009
#1221POLARITY 323 4/20/2009
#1220The Problem of An Original Creator 4/19/2009
#1219Break-Up Music 4/18/2009
#1218NO MATTER WHAT EMAIL ADDRESS SATAN TRIES, IT'S ALREADY BEEN TAKEN 4/17/2009
#1217Real-Life Abstinence Only Campaigns are Baffling and Hysterical 4/16/2009
#1216A Secret About Me 17 4/15/2009
#1215POLARITY 322 4/14/2009
#1214PSA to Young Couples 4/13/2009
#1213When You Let Old Women Struggle with Their Stuff For No Reason 4/12/2009
#1212I Don't Want My Teenager to Join a Church Youth Group 4/11/2009
#1211HOLLYWOOD NEEDS NEW YOUNG MIDDLE EASTERN FACE NOW THAT KAL PENN IS GOING TO WASHINGTON 4/10/2009
#1210HOROSCOPE: LIBRA 4/9/2009
#1209Dream About Shitting 4/8/2009
#1208Chicks That Swear Are Sexy 4/7/2009
#1207Wal-Mart = Evil. Starbucks= Meh? 4/6/2009
#1206ABSTINENCE EDUCATION FOR AMERICA'S YOUTH: HERE TO HELP 4/5/2009
#1205Hypothetical Question About the Moon 4/4/2009
#1204Banana Peel Slipping 4/3/2009
#1203The Chris Brown/Rhianna Situation 4/2/2009
#1202INTRODUCING NEW JOLLY RANCHERS EXTREME! 4/1/2009
#1201POLARITY 321 3/31/2009
#12001200th ENTRY! Best of the past 100! 3/30/2009
#1199Review of Watchmen 3/29/2009
#1198Review of Iron Man 3/28/2009
#1197A LOCAL MAN IS KILLED BY HIS FREAKISHLY STRONG ADOPTED TODDLER 3/27/2009
#1196Being Oblivious to Other Parents 3/26/2009
#1195Where Do You Sit When Every Table Has Somebody Sitting There? 3/25/2009
#1194Atheist/ Agnostic Semantics 3/24/2009
#1193Abstinence Works 100% of the Time? 3/23/2009
#1192Your Friends Who Just Want to Talk About Their Kids 3/22/2009
#1191Pet Peeve 6 3/21/2009
#1190HUGH JACKMAN STOPS 15 NINJAS FROM RUINING MOVIE PREMIERE 3/20/2009
#1189The Lesbian That Does Kegels 3/19/2009
#1188Conservatives, Sex Education, and the Myth That it Doesn't Work 3/18/2009
#1187Sex With Gymnasts 3/17/2009
#1186POLARITY 320 3/16/2009
#1185Going Back to Childhood Faves That Don't Live Up 3/15/2009
#1184My Movie Sacred Cow 3/14/2009
#1183ALIENS INVADE, TAKE OVER ONLY ICELAND 3/13/2009
#1182The Worst Movie-Going Experience I've Ever Had 3/12/2009
#1181Walking Like Your Shit Don't Stink 3/11/2009
#1180Hypothetical Question About Your Favorite Zombie 3/10/2009
#1179POLARITY 319 3/9/2009
#1178The Two Eighth Grade Love Birds 3/8/2009
#1177Dream About the First Day of a New Job 3/7/2009
#1176PRIMITIVE MAN DISCOVERS PANCAKES 3/6/2009
#1175A Philisophical Critique of Boondock Saints 3/5/2009
#1174I Get Jealous When I Hear Words I Don't Use 3/4/2009
#1173I've never been to therapy before 3/3/2009
#1172POLARITY 318 3/2/2009
#1171VIEWER TUNING IN HALFWAY THROUGH DATELINE UNSURE IF MAN IS SUPPOSED TO BE GAY 3/01/2009
#1170WITH ONLY ONE MINUTE TO GO, OBAMA LOOKS INTO CROWD, CHOOSES YOU TO HELP HIM TO VICTORY 2/28/2009
#1169Free Will is Not a Universal Truth 2/27/2009
#1168Pet Peeve 5 2/26/2009
#1167A Summary Example of Why I Hated the Show "Friends" 2/25/2009
#1166The Novelty of Living in a Hotel 2/24/2009
#1165POLARITY 317 2/23/2009
#1164Hypothetical Question About the End of the World 2/22/2009
#1163AIRPLANE PILOT SULLIVAN CAUGHT SMOKING MARIJUANA 2/21/2009
#1162Dying with my Wiener Out 2/20/2009
#1161My Daughter and the Idea of Indians 2/19/2009
#1160Magic: The Gathering Geeks Nerding Everything Up 2/18/2009
#1159Black People Like Watermelons and Chicken. Get it? 2/17/2009
#1158POLARITY 316 2/16/2009
#1157Random Thoughts 139 2/15/2009
#1156Being a Peeping Tom Sometimes Takes a While 2/14/2009
#1155TIN FOIL CONSPIRACY THEORIST HAPPY AMERICA ELECTED ITS FIFTH ALIEN PRESIDENT 2/13/2009
#1154Pet Peeve 4 2/12/2009
#1153The "A-H" variant, not the "E-R" variant 2/11/2009
#1152Too Much Porno? 2/10/2009
#1151Chick Flicks Vs. Dude Movies 2/9/2009
#1150I Don't Like Sharing Porn 2/8/2009
#1149ROBERT REDFORD BUYS FIRST BOTTLE OF WISHBONE CAESAR SALAD DRESSING 2/7/2009
#1148User Reviews on the Internet 2/6/2009
#1147Black People love Kool-Aid? Seriously, white people? 2/5/2009
#1146Random Thoughts 138 2/4/2009
#1145Lies You Can Get Away With 2/3/2009
#1144POLARITY 315 2/2/2009
#1143Meeting Indie Musician Andrew Bird 2/1/2009
#1142Hypothetical Question About Marriage 1/31/2009
#1141STUNTMAN DIES DOING WHAT HE LOVED MOST: RUNNING AROUND ON FIRE AND SCREAMING IN AGONY 1/30/2009
#1140T-Shirts With Inside Jokes 1/29/2009
#1139A Secret About Me 16 1/28/2009
#1138Dumb People Don't Even Try to Pretend 1/27/2009
#1137POLARITY 314 1/26/2009
#1136Captain Morgan, Professional Actor 1/25/2009
#1135The Football Fan 1/24/2009
#1134The Craigslist Ad for the Dyke Manservant 1/23/2009
#1133Who Was Jesus Baptized in the Name Of? 1/22/2009
#1132VILE SUPERVILLAIN FEARED THE WORLD OVER RETIRES PEACEFULLY 1/21/2009
#1131Calm Down. President Barack Obama Won't Be Assassinated 1/20/2009
#1130 Thoughts the Day Before Obama's Inauguration Day 1/19/2009
#1129The Ex-Gang Banger Working at Burger King 1/18/2009
#1128The Miracle Fruit Taste Trip 1/17/2009
#1127LOCAL NEWS REPORTS YOUR EIGHT YEAR OLD WILL PROBABLY DOUBLE MURDER YOU 1/16/2009
#1126Review of Boondock Saints 1/15/2009
#1125"You've Done a Good Thing, Jimmy." 1/14/2009
#1124POLARITY 313 1/13/2009
#1123Something You Need to Know to Be a Parent 1/12/2009
#1122The Pick Up Artist Who Doesn't Even Know He's a Pick Up Artist 1/11/2009
#1121Undeniable Proof Your Favorite Rock Star Has Sold His Soul to the Devil 1/10/2009
#1120ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER REMEMBERS BEING THE FIRST PREGNANT MAN 1/9/2009
#1119The Neighbor's Dog 1/8/2009
#1118Being Shirtless Doesn't Make Any Sense 1/7/2009
#1117Random Thoughts 137 1/6/2009
#1116POLARITY 312 1/5/2009
#1115For a Good Time Call Laura. No, Seriously. 1/4/2009
#1114An Aim Conversation About Cell Phones 1/3/2009
#1113CALIFORNIA GRADE SCHOOLS FORCED TO REMOVE SIX WEEK GAY MARRIAGE COURSE FROM CURRICULUM 1/2/2009
#1112Drunk People and Their Shopping Habits on Friday and Saturday Night 1/1/2009
#1111Every Single New Year Always Feels the Same 12/31/2008
#1110What Its Like For a Woman Married to a Geek 12/30/2008
#1109POLARITY 311 12/29/2008
#1108Review of Wall-E 12/28/2008
#1107Review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 12/27/2008
#1106Hypothetical Question About Dogs 12/26/2008
#1105CHRISTMAS WISH FOR NEEDY CHILDREN FUND DISCARDS HUNDREDS OF SENSIBLE WISHES 12/25/2008
#1104The Christmas Eve at Sears Story 12/24/2008
#1103The Playstation 2 Christmas Time Story 12/23/2008
#1102POLARITY 310 12/22/2008
#1101My Favorite Christmas Songs 12/21/2008
#11001100th Entry! Best of the Past 100! 12/20/2008
#1099THIRD BATMAN TO BE DIRECTED BY FLAMBOYANT GAY MAN 12/19/2008
#1098Truth in Advertising on a Guy at Subway 12/18/2008
#1097Random Thoughts 136 12/17/2008
#1096Basically, what I'm saying is, some people just don't know what shame is. 12/16/2008
#1095POLARITY 309 12/15/2008
#1094Little Girls Way Too Comfortable in Front of Their Babysitter 12/14/2008
#1093Pet Peeve 3 12/13/2008
#1092THIS WEEKEND ONLY! ABSOLUTELY NO AUTO SALES! 12/12/2008
#1091A Phone Call From the Girl Last Night... 12/11/2008
#1090Housemoms are Fucking Boring 12/10/2008
#1089Random Thoughts 135 12/09/2008
#1088POLARITY 308 12/08/2008
#1087Ivan and Danny, the Ex-Best-Friends in High School 12/07/2008
#1086Hypothetical Question About Weird Sex Relationships 12/06/2008
#10853 SURVIVORS OF PLANE CRASH FOUND, SMELL FUCKING AWFUL 12/05/2008
#1084Hillary and Bill's Kinky Bedroom Stuff 12/04/2008
#1083Sex With Marilyn Monroe 12/03/2008
#1082Dream About Eating Lunch in China 12/02/2008
#1081POLARITY 307 12/01/2008
#1080I Will Fight You. I Don't Even Care 11/30/2008
#1079The Spiritual Moment at the Henry Doorly Zoo 11/29/2008
#1078MERRIAM-WEBSTER NAMES ITS WORD OF THE YEAR 2008: "PHEW" 11/28/2008
#1077REASONS TO BE THANKFUL in 2008! 11/27/2008
#1076Batweek on The Discovery Channel 11/26/2008
#1075A Secret About Me 15 11/25/2008
#1074POLARITY 306 11/24/2008
#1073Marriage, Happiness, The Meaning of Life 11/23/2008
#1072Trading Practical Sense For Fashion Sense 11/22/2008
#1071GOD PROVEN TO NOT EXIST, RELIGION RECHRISTENS ITSELF "WORLD RELIGIOUS ENTERTAINMENT" 11/21/2008
#1070Webcam Shows with An Unfaithful Friend 11/20/2008
#1069Random Thoughts 134 11/19/2008
#1068The Fortress of Solitude Holographic Dad System 11/18/2008
#1067POLARITY 305 11/17/2008
#1066"You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste the afterlife?" 11/16/2008
#1065The Female Version of Dudes Wearing Sleeveless Vests 11/15/2008
#1064AMERICANS ALREADY DISAPPOINTED IN OBAMA OVER LACK OF CHANGE 11/14/2008
#1063Vanessa's Kidnapped Son 11/13/2008
#1062Batman's Breath 11/12/2008
#106119 ACTUAL Rules to Being a Democrat! By a Democrat! 11/11/2008
#1060POLARITY 304 11/10/2008
#1059Sexy Bee and Sexy Maid 11/09/2008
#1058Bad Naked 11/08/2008
#1057What The News Would Have Been Like Nov. 4th if John McCain Had Won 11/07/2008
#1056Dream About Movie Making 11/06/2008
#1055A Few Words on Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States 11/05/2008
#1054Rebuking the "Rules for Being a Democrat" 11/04/2008
#1053POLARITY 303 11/03/2008
#1052My Last Political Entry Before the 2008 Election 11/02/2008
#1051Fear of Gun-Toting Middle Americans 11/01/2008
#1050Indignant Anti-Halloween Assholes 10/31/2008
#1049A Fear About Barack Obama 10/30/2008
#1048The ACORN Debacle 10/29/2008
#1047Breast Cancer Awareness Month 10/28/2008
#1046POLARITY 302 10/27/2008
#1045My Hackiest Joke 10/26/2008
#1044Dubbing Songs Over Japanese Sexual Assault Videos 10/25/2008
#1043The Sarah Palin Show 10/24/2008
#1042McCain and the Monster He Has Unleashed 10/23/2008
#1041The Glitter Bus 10/22/2008
#1040Random Thoughts 133 10/21/2008
#1039POLARITY 301 10/20/2008
#1038What if Men Had a Period? 10/19/2008
#1037The Streets Will Be Paved with Gold 10/18/2008
#1036Tickles From Dudes 10/17/2008
#1035Cars Breaking Down 10/16/2008
#1034Bill Gates' Awesome Set-up 10/15/2008
#1033The 700 Club is Not a Respectable News Source 10/14/2008
#1032POLARITY 300 10/13/2008
#1031Stupid People Really Should be Told How Stupid They Are 10/12/2008
#1030Review of The Dark Knight 10/11/2008
#1029The College Known as Notre Dame 10/10/2008
#1028Voting for Ideals, Not Politics is Always Dangerous 10/09/2008
#1027The Tax Boogeyman 10/08/2008
#1026Snuggly Ladies 10/07/2008
#1025POLARITY 299 10/06/2008
#1024Pet Peeve 2 10/05/2008
#1023Hypothetical Question About the Consequences of Group Sex 10/04/2008
#1022Review of There Will Be Blood 10/03/2008
#1021The Gay Dark Knight 10/02/2008
#1020Courtney Got Pregnant 10/01/2008
#1019Pictures of my Friend's Naked Girlfriend 9/30/2008
#1018 POLARITY 298 9/29/2008
#1017Celest's First Actual Joke 9/28/2008
#1016Seeds in Fruit-- WTF? 9/27/2008
#1015The Rhetoric of Politicians 9/26/2008
#1014A Complaint About a Certain Kind of Lesbian and a Certain Kind of Dildo 9/25/2008
#1013I Think I Found a Dead Body 9/24/2008
#1012"This is real life, man!!" 9/23/2008
#1011POLARITY 297 9/22/2008
#1010My Idea for Parents with Kids Going Away to College 9/21/2008
#1009A Few Words to the Anti-Abortion Movement 9/20/2008
#1008Scientists on a Glacier and their Free Love 9/19/2008
#1007SUMMER MOVIES: MY REPORT CARD Part 3! 9/18/2008
#1006I Am Going Through Your Pictures on Your Cell Phone 9/17/2008
#1005Majestic Hot Air Balloons Outside My House 9/16/2008
#1004POLARITY 296 9/15/2008
#1003SUMMER MOVIES: MY REPORT CARD Part 2! 9/14/2008
#1002I Caught My Friend's Parents Doing it One Night 9/13/2008
#1001SUMMER PREDICTIONS: MY REPORT CARD Part 1! 9/12/2008
#10001000th Entry! Best of the Past 100! 9/11/2008
#999Kids still like Star Wars. Isn't that something? 9/5/2008
#998POLARITY 294 9/4/2008
#997"If Women Ruled the World, There'd Be No Wars" 8/24/2008
#996The Chat with the 14 Year Old Boy for Digipets 8/23/2008
#995Random Thoughts 132 8/22/2008
#994A Cocky Ego trip at Burger King 8/21/2008
#993Your Best Friend's Little Sister 8/20/2008
#992Random Thoughts 131 8/19/2008
#991A Quick Thought About Tragic Deaths 8/18/2008
#990Random Thoughts 130 8/17/2008
#989A Secret About Me 14 8/16/2008
#988Nirvana: 1. Shitty Early 90's Bands: 0 8/15/2008
#987Dream About Reality Game Shows 8/14/2008
#986OBAMA ANNOUNCES ENTIRE HOPEFUL ADMINISTRATION TO BE COMPRISED OF BLACK PEOPLE 8/13/2008
#985Thinking About School Shootings 8/12/2008
#984Random Thoughts 129 8/11/2008
#983The Dangers of Tampons, Part 2 8/10/2008
#982The Dangers of Tampons, Part 1 8/9/2008
#981Praying in Burger King 8/8/2008
#980Wal-Mart Yokels out in the Midwest 8/7/2008
#979The word Itch vs the word Scratch 8/6/2008
#978Watching a porno when you don't think you're going to be watching a porno. 8/5/2008
#977POLARITY 293 8/4/2008
#976POLARITY 292 7/28/2008
#975My Friend with the Speech Impediment 7/19/2008
#974Offensive, Racist Words? 7/18/2008
#973Which Way Would Superheroes Vote? 7/17/2008
#972A Secret About Me 13 7/16/2008
#971Hypothetical Question About Enslavement 7/15/2008
#970A Secret About Me 12 7/14/2008
#96916 DANGEROUS THINGS THAT I WILL NEVER DO BUT KIND OF SORT OF WANT TO DO 7/13/2008
#968Why Are Gay People Attracted to Who They're Attracted To? 7/12/2008
#967An Early Experience with a Girl 7/11/2008
#966I Hate The Term "Fiancé", As Much as Women Will Disagree with Me 7/10/2008
#965The Animal Kingdom Has Some Cold Blooded Shit 7/09/2008
#964Kids Tell the Cutest Jokes 7/08/2008
#963Alternate Punch Lines for the Nimbus 2000 Entry 7/07/2008
#962Hypothetical Question About Parents 7/06/2008
#961Hypothetical Question About Porno 7/05/2008
#960Fourth of July Entry: 5 Awesome Things About America! 7/04/2008
#959Washing Your hands After Using the Toilet 7/03/2008
#958A Short Skit About a Hobo 7/02/2008
#957A Secret About Me 11 7/01/2008
#956POLARITY 291 6/30/2008
#955NO WINNER ANNOUNCED FOR FUNNIEST ABORTION JOKE CONTEST 6/29/2008
#954Leslie and the Unicorn Broach 6/28/2008
#953Grading in California Schools 6/27/2008
#952Random Thoughts 128 6/26/2008
#951What Happened to the Famous SNLers of My Generation? 6/25/2008
#950If losing weight is going to be a huge trouble, then fuck it. 6/24/2008
#949POLARITY 290 6/23/2008
#948Why Do People Want Me to Talk Down to Them? 6/22/2008
#947Review of Nine Inch Nails, The Slip 6/21/2008
#946I Don't Like Making Chicks Uncomfortable, I Just Wanna Walk Home 6/20/2008
#945The Nicest Guy in the Whole World? 6/19/2008
#944Hypothetical Question About New Pills 6/18/2008
#943Random Thoughts 127 6/17/2008
#942POLARITY 289 6/16/2008
#941Father's Day Entry: BEING A FATHER HAS TOTALLY FUCKING CHANGED MY LIFE 6/15/2008
#940The Thong in the Trashcan 6/14/2008
#939What Do You Think That They'll Notice We Got Wrong in the Future? 6/13/2008
#938Damned if We Do and Damned if We Don't 6/12/2008
#937Hypothetical Question About Piss 6/11/2008
#936Naive Slutty Girls 6/10/2008
#935POLARITY 288 6/09/2008
#934The Vagabond Lifestyle Sounds Kinda Romantic, But... 6/08/2008
#933DOVE'S NEW EXFOLIATING BODY SOAP. IT'S GOT GRIT. 6/07/2008
#932Teenagers Piss Me Off 6/06/2008
#931A Pet Peeve Regarding Boy Bands 6/05/2008
#930Embarrassing Toilet Situations at Work 6/04/2008
#929The Boobies in Titanic 6/03/2008
#928POLARITY 287 6/02/2008
#927Batman Would Be the Suckiest Hero in a Justice League Movie 6/01/2008
#926Yahoo News Front Page Gave Me a Few Thoughts 5/31/2008
#925Hyptothetical Question About Advertising 5/30/2008
#924The People That Had Apparently Never Heard an Ironic Statement Before 5/29/2008
#923Warning: This Entry Contains Frank, Graphic Descriptions of Anal Sex. Parental Discretion is Advised 5/28/2008
#922A Message to New Players of Grand Theft Auto 5/27/2008
#921POLARITY 286 5/26/2008
#920Nobody Likes All Kinds of Music: THE PSA OF FURY 5/25/2008
#919Review of No Country For Old Men 5/24/2008
#918The French Class Substitute Teacher Story 5/23/2008
#917Double Ply Toilet Paper Should be the Minimum Requirement for All Workplace Bathrooms 5/22/2008
#916Banks Are Heinous 5/21/2008
#915Random Thoughts 126 5/20/2008
#914POLARITY 285 5/19/2008
#913The Vagabond Lifestyle is Kinda Romantic 5/18/2008
#912The Catholic Church, a Multi Billion Dollar Corporation 5/17/2008
#911A Story About Vice City 5/16/2008
#910SQUATTER SNOB ONLY STEALS FINEST QUALITY ELECTRICITY 5/15/2008
#909Review of Portishead, Third 5/14/2008
#908If Terminator 2 Was Made in 2008 5/13/2008
#907Mishearing Ice Cube Lyrics 5/12/2008
#906Girls and Their "Geeky" Boyfriends 5/11/2008
#905Are We What We Play? 5/10/2008
#904SUMMER 2008 MOVIE PREDICTIONS PART 3! 5/9/2008
#903Random Thoughts 125 5/8/2008
#902I have a potty mouth that I cannot control 5/7/2008
#901POLARITY 284 5/6/2008
#900900th Entry! Best of the Past 100! 5/5/2008
#899SUMMER 2008 MOVIE PREDICTIONS PART 2! 5/4/2008
#898SUMMER 2008 MOVIE PREDICTIONS PART 1! 5/3/2008
#897The Way Old People React to Me 5/2/2008
#896The New World of Learning a New Word! 5/1/2008
#895Hypothetical Question About Your Body 4/30/2008
#894Random Thoughts 124 4/29/2008
#893POLARITY 283 4/28/2008
#892The 76th Thing Every Man Should Know 4/27/2008
#891Kurt Cobain Didn't Just Get Famous Once He Died 4/26/2008
#889A Toothbrush Revelation 4/25/2008
#888"You're a man, you wouldn't understand." 4/24/2008
#887Global Warming Deniers 4/23/2008
#886A Quick Thought About Beck 4/22/2008
#885POLARITY 282 4/21/2008
#884WINONA RYDER READY TO BE A CELEBRITY AGAIN 4/20/2008
#883Girls Don't Like Pornography? 4/19/2008
#882Indie Rock: Soon to be Co-Opted? 4/18/2008
#881Random Thoughts 123 4/17/2008
#880A Hypothetical Question About Names 4/16/2008
#879POLARITY 281 4/15/2008
#878A Story About a One Hit Wonder Band Found in the Discount Bin 4/13/2008
#877The Best of Price is Right! 4/12/2008
#876Parents are the Worst Creatures in the World 4/11/2008
#875On This Day Whatevers! 4/10/2008
#874Review of Horton Hears a Who! 4/09/2008
#873Your Gay Friend Has an Annoying Habit 4/08/2008
#872POLARITY 280 4/07/2008
#871Random Thoughts 122 3/30/2008
#870Listening to People Tell Their Dreams 3/29/2008
#869Hypothetical Question About Your Soul 3/28/2008
#868An Unofficial Rule at Most Work Places You Can Try Out! 3/27/2008
#867What is Feminism in 2008? 3/26/2008
#866A Dream About Britney Spears 3/25/2008
#865POLARITY 279 3/24/2008
#86415 Facts About the Human Body 3/23/2008
#863My Daughter Asked Me About God 3/22/2008
#862Hypothetical Question About the Future 3/21/2008
#861Hypothetical Question About Drugs 3/20/2008
#860Random Thoughts 121 3/19/2008
#859 Graffiti I Saw on a Bathroom Wall 3/18/2008
#858POLARITY 278 3/17/2008
#85712 Facts About The Irish! 3/16/2008
#856What Wouldn't You Eat For a Million Bucks? 3/15/2008
#855Review of LCD Soundsystem, Sound of Silver 3/14/2008
#854That's It, I'm Sick of Shaved Pubic Hair 3/13/2008
#853Leap Day: Post Mortem 3/12/2008
#852Random Thoughts 120 3/11/2008
#851POLARITY 277 3/10/2008
#850The Story of How I Became a Vegetarian. Briefly. 3/09/2008
#849GOD TO SKIP TIME UNTIL JANUARY TO AVOID NINE MORE MONTHS OF GEORGE BUSH 3/08/2008
#848"Dad! Get the hell out of the photo when we're posing naked!" 3/07/2008
#847The Girl That "Broke Up With Me" 3/06/2008
#846Aborting Because of Gender 3/05/2008
#845The Old Lady With a Thong 3/04/2008
#844POLARITY 276 3/03/2008
#843The Very First Therapy Session Ever 3/02/2008
#842A Hypothetical Question About Money 3/01/2008
#841A Dream About a New Burger At Burger King 2/29/2008
#840I'm Apparently The Guy Who Doesn't Like Touching People 2/28/2008
#839Here is a Cute Photo That I Captioned 2/27/2008
#838Random Thoughts 119 2/26/2008
#837POLARITY 275 2/25/2008
#836Thinking About Having Another Baby 2/24/2008
#835People That Take Up Smoking 2/23/2008
#834Encyclopedias Won't Make Sense in the Future 2/22/2008
#833Tongue Rings 2/21/2008
#832CLONES OF POPULAR DEAD ROCK STARS TO HEADLINE UPCOMING MUSIC FESTIVAL 2/20/2008
#831Be Careful What You Wish For, Cowboy 2/19/2008
#830POLARITY 274 2/18/2008
#829Phil, the Racist and I Didn't Even Know it 2/17/2008
#828Hypothetical Question About Elvis 2/16/2008
#827Smoking Pot While Watching Family Guy??! Wow! 2/15/2008
#826Valentine's Day Entry 2/14/2008
#825Waxing Movie-Nerd About Alien 2/13/2008
#824How About an AIM Conversation About Fetish Balls? 2/12/2008
#823POLARITY 273 2/11/2008
#822Who The Hell Would Read Playboy For the Articles?! 2/10/2008
#821My Crush on a Girl Two Years My Junior 2/09/2008
#820Random Thoughts 118 2/08/2008
#819Why I've Decided to Start Supporting Barack Obama 2/07/2008
#818Random Thoughts 117 2/06/2008
#817Catching Up On This Days! The LONG Edition! 2/05/2008
#816POLARITY 272 2/04/2008
#815Super Bowl Sunday 2/03/2008
#814A Word to the Hispanic Population 2/02/2008
#813What's A B-Side? 2/01/2008
#812A Girl I Know Who Parties to the Point of Absurdity 1/31/2008
#811Mildly Obsessively Compulsed 1/30/2008
#810YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY: PISCES 1/29/2008
#809POLARITY 271 1/28/2008
#808The Judeo-Christian Values of Which Our Country Was Supposedly Founded 1/27/2008
#807The Best Way to Commit Suicide 1/26/2008
#806The Unrated "Dirty" Edition! Let the Wackiness Ensue! 1/25/2008
#805Gay Superpowers Are a Gift From God 1/24/2008
#804What if It's Just a Myth? 1/23/2008
#803POLARITY 270 1/22/2008
#802My Outrage the Day Before Martin Luther King Jr. Day 1/20/2008
#801Myspace Emails I'd Like to Write 1/19/2008
#800800th Entry! Best of the Past 100! 1/18/2008
#799A Hypothetical Question About Faith 1/17/2008
#798One of the Hugest Disappointments Ever 1/16/2008
#797Random Thoughts 116 1/15/2008
#796POLARITY 269 1/14/2008
#795Random Thoughts 115 1/13/2008
#794Black People Aren't Neccesarily Better Musicians Than White People 1/12/2008
#793Five Dollars Was A Lot of Money Back Then 1/11/2008
#792Review of Queens of the Stone Age, Era Vulgaris 1/10/2008
#791My Friends Did it On My Bed 1/09/2008
#790Random Thoughts 114 1/08/2008
#789POLARITY 268 1/07/2008
#788Rejecting Other People's Silly Myths While Embracing Your Own 1/06/2008
#787Random Thoughts 113 1/05/2008
#786Freakishly Huge Families 1/04/2008
#785Faking the Note From Santa 1/03/2008
#784What It's Like When Female Friends Give Me the Cold Shoulder 1/02/2008
#783Happy New Calendar Day! 1/01/2008
#782POLARITY 267 12/31/2007
#781500 Bucks For Scores 12/30/2007
#780The Sex Habits of Gay Men 12/29/2007
#779Drawing Chicks Naked is a Skill, Not a Science 12/28/2007
#778John Kerry in '04 Was Just a Warm-Up For These Monsters 12/27/2007
#777Random Thoughts 112 12/26/2007
#776I Like Christmas Despite its Christmas-ness 12/25/2007
#775POLARITY 266 12/24/2007
#774PITCHFORK NAMES RANDOM BEEP GENERATOR ALBUM OF THE YEAR 12/23/2007
#773Goths Are Weird 12/22/2007
#772Pop Culture Trannies 12/21/2007
#771Watching Computer Techies in The Background of TV Shows 12/20/2007
#770Review of Modest Mouse, We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank 12/19/2007
#769Random Thoughts 111 12/18/2007
#768POLARITY 265 12/17/2007
#767More On This Days. FOR YOU. 12/16/2007
#766Random Thoughts 110 12/15/2007
#765Mountain Dew: The Next Generation 12/01/2007
#764Unicorns are Probably Mean 11/30/2007
#763Review of Radiohead, In Rainbows 11/29/2007
#762Review of Nine Inch Nails, Year Zero 11/28/2007
#761Ronald McDonald Has a Pretty Sweet Gig 11/27/2007
#760POLARITY 264 11/26/2007
#759The Girlie Posters at Spencer's 11/25/2007
#758Random Thoughts 109 11/24/2007
#757Things to be Thankful About This Year 11/23/2007
#756Coining a New Term 11/21/2007
#755Random Thoughts 108 11/20/2007
#754POLARITY 263 11/19/2007
#753A Secret About Me 10 11/18/2007
#752Sesame Street Live Actually Seemed Pretty Cool 11/17/2007
#751Leave Dane Cook Alone 11/16/2007
#750A Dream About Getting My Throat Crushed 11/15/2007
#749The Starbucks Dealer 11/14/2007
#748Dumbledore is Gay. Get over it. 11/13/2007
#747POLARITY 262 11/12/2007
#746One Annoying Thing About Left Pro-Choicers 11/11/2007
#745Birds Are Weird 11/10/2007
#744The Guilt of Watching Your Favorite Dead Porn Star 11/09/2007
#743A Secret About Me 9 11/08/2007
#742Tinkerbell's Halloween Magic 11/07/2007
#741On This Days, Etc 11/06/2007
#740POLARITY 261 11/05/2007
#739Halloween Costume Ideas For Next Year 11/02/2007
#738A Dream About Adam Sandler 10/28/2007
#737Danny The Dopehead Discusses Jenny McCarthey 10/27/2007
#735Random Thoughts 107 10/26/2007
#73447 Words on Stevie Ray Vaughn 10/25/2007
#733That Lady Makes Me Feel like an Idiot 10/24/2007
#732One More ON THIS DAY List For the Books 10/23/2007
#731POLARITY 260 10/22/2007
#730I just don't believe some studies about America's intelligence 10/14/2007
#729I Would Hate Writing Celebrity Profiles 10/13/2007
#728Brushing your teeth, really, is the bare minimum you can do to start your day 10/12/2007
#727The Allure of the Playboy Mansion 10/11/2007
#726The Sorry I Kicked Your Ass Card 10/10/2007
#725The Name of My City 10/9/2007
#724POLARITY 259 10/8/2007
#723Random Thoughts 106 10/7/2007
#722A Dream About Tom Cruise 10/6/2007
#721Your Horoscope for Today: TAURUS 10/5/2007
#720A Question About the Catholic Faith 10/4/2007
#719Your Horoscope for Today: AQUARIUS 10/3/2007
#718A Secret About Me 8 10/2/2007
#717POLARITY 258 10/01/2007
#716What I Would Do with 4 Million Dollars 9/30/2007
#71572 Virgins Waiting in Heaven? Seriously? 9/29/2007
#714A Few Words About Barack Obama 9/28/2007
#713I Have Run Out of Clever Titles For My ON THIS DAYS 9/25/2007
#712POLARITY 257 9/24/2007
#711The Venomous Snakes in a Can of Peanuts Gag 9/13/2007
#710Random Thoughts 105 9/12/2007
#709Random Thoughts 104 9/11/2007
#708POLARITY 256 9/10/2007
#707Random Thoughts 103 9/9/2007
#706The Least Erotic Masturbation Material in Existence 9/8/2007
#705Building Forts is So Super Gnarly 9/7/2007
#704Getting Max From Saved By The Bell's Autograph 9/6/2007
#703The Dreaded Drink Coozie 9/5/2007
#702Balloon Animals Brighten Everyone's Day 9/4/2007
#701POLARITY 255 9/3/2007
#700700th Entry! The Best of the Past 100! 9/2/2007
#699A Little-Known Fact About The Beatles 8/31/2007
#697The Most Mean-Spirited Customer I Have Ever Dealt With 8/30/2007
#696A Few More Dreams I Wanted to Tell You About 8/29/2007
#695Random Thoughts 102 8/28/2007
#694POLARITY 254 8/27/2007
#693An Open Letter to the Religious Right 8/26/2007
#692A Secret About Me 7 8/25/2007
#691STUDY: IS AMERICA WORKING HARD, OR HARDLY WORKING? 8/24/2007
#690A Hypothetical Question About Taste 8/23/2007
#689Random Thoughts 101 8/22/2007
#688Random Thoughts 100 8/21/2007
#687POLARITY 253 8/20/2007
#686Who the Hell Uses Chat Rooms Nowadays? 8/19/2007
#685You ought to be ashamed of picking your nose. Seriously. 8/18/2007
#684POLARITY 252 8/13/2007
#683A Couple of Jamaicans I Presume 8/12/2007
#682I dreamt that I was a very unsatisfying Superman 8/11/2007
#681Would Having Gay Twins Be Weird? 8/10/2007
#680Garfield In Your Car Was a Weird Point in Pop Culture History 8/09/2007
#679Common Bank Practices Don't Make Sense 8/08/2007
#678POLARTIY 251 8/07/2007
#677My Sicko Story 8/05/2007
#676Tabloids and Their Random Numbers 8/04/2007
#675Random Thoughts 99 8/03/2007
#674A Hypothetical Question About Musicians Stealing Music 8/02/2007
#673A Quick Dad Story 8/01/2007
#672A Hypothetical Question About Public Sex 7/31/2007
#671POLARITY 250 7/30/2007
#670500 DEAD AFTER AWESOME MUSIC FESTIVAL 7/29/2007
#669Review of The Simpsons Movie 7/28/2007
#668Random Thoughts 98 7/27/2007
#667Random Thoughts 97 7/26/2007
#666Safe Celebrity Sex Lists 7/25/2007
#665My Mafia Nickname 7/24/2007
#664POLARITY 249 7/23/2007
#663Bloody Mary 7/22/2007
#662The Day Harry Potter's Last Book Came Out 7/21/2007
#661Random Thoughts 96 7/20/2007
#660My Dream of a Hollywood Marketing Scumbag 7/19/20007
#659 Oh, Won't Anyone PLEASE Think of the Troops??! 7/18/2007
#658The Revenge of On This Days Part 2: The Return 7/17/2007
#657POLARITY 248 7/16/2007
#656The Girl Who Dreamed of Days in a Sorority 7/08/2007
#655THE MATRIX TRILOGY RE-RELEASED ON HD-DVD AND BLU-RAY; NO LONGER SUCKS 7/07/07
#654Random Thoughts 95 7/06/07
#653Random Thoughts 94 7/05/07
#652GENERAL MILLS STOCK UP AFTER ANNOUNCEMENT OF NEW LUCKY CHARM 7/04/07
#651Revenge of On This Days 7/03/07
#650POLARITY 247 7/02/2007
#649Uncomfortable Subway Car Situations 6/24/2007
#648A Hypothetic Question About Rockin' and Rollin' 6/23/2007
#647Youtube Hates Me 6/22/2007
#646The Return of the Return of the Living On This Days Part 2 6/21/2007
#645POLARITY 246 6/20/2007
#644The Ice Cream Man, Maaaaaaaan 6/14/2007
#643The Least Comfortable Myspace Survey in the Whole World 6/13/2007
#642The Return of the Return of the Living On This Days 6/12/2007
#641POLARITY 245 6/11/2007
#640A Hypothetical Question About War 6/3/2007
#639All Sports Are Equally Dumb 6/2/2007
#638Review of Spider-Man 3 6/1/2007
#637Myspace Hacker Spam 5/31/2007
#636A Rule You Probably Didn't Know 5/30/2007
#635Random Thoughts 93 5/29/2007
#634POLARITY 244 5/28/2007
#633The Most Frequently Misspelled Words on the Internets 5/27/2007
#632The Grand Canyon is How Old? 5/26/2007
#631Tired Bottled Water Jokes 5/25/2007
#630The Sounds of Sex 5/24/2007
#629Random Thoughts 92 5/23/2007
#628How To Ride the Bus 5/22/2007
#627POLARITY 243 5/21/2007
#626Maybe not everyone deserves to live... Even though I feel terrible for feeling that way... 5/20/2007
#625Random Thoughts 91 5/19/2007
#624Nobody Likes all kinds of music, asshole 5/18/2007
#623Ponderings on Reality TV 5/17/2007
#622Random Thoughts 90 5/15/2007
#621POLARITY 242 5/14/2007
#620A Hypothetical Question About Henry Rollins 5/13/2007
#619Music, Teenagers, and The Digital Age 5/12/2007
#618The Invention That Would Change All of Mankind 5/11/2007
#617A Hypothetical Question About Sex 5/10/2007
#616A Hypothetical Question About Time Travel 5/9/2007
#615Random Thoughts 89 5/8/2007
#614POLARITY 241 5/7/2007
#613This is Hell 5/6/2007
#612Extremely Harsh Reactions to Ignored Compliments 5/5/2007
#611Ironic Boobie Tattoos 5/4/2007
#610POLARITY 240 4/30/2007
#609Return of the Living On This Days 4/29/2007
#608RECORD INDUSTRY NOW SUING BODILLA THROUGH BZIUKIEWICZ 4/28/2007
#607Review of Grindhouse 4/27/2007
#606*69: The Phone Company's Most Worthless Option 4/21/2007
#605The Military and The Police are the Exact Same Thing 4/19/2007
#604GOD ADMITS TO POSTPONING THE APOCALYPSE 4/18/2007
#603POLARITY 239 4/17/2007
#602Review of Meet the Robinsons 4/14/2007
#6014 Sex Tips! 4/13/2007
#600600th Entry! The Best of the Past 100! 4/12/2007
#599I'm tired of blue-tinted Ass Antlers 4/11/2007
#598POLARITY 238 4/9/2007
#597How Do Pamela Anderson's Kids Live With It? 4/8/2007
#596Random Thoughts 88 4/7/2007
#595Review of 300 4/6/2007
#594A Little Bit of Black Pride 4/5/2007
#593There Oughtta Be a Law!! 4/4/2007
#592POLARITY 237 4/3/2007
#591Daddy Just Got April Fooled 4/1/2007
#590Bop 'Em Fightin' Punching Bags 3/31/2007
#589Checkin' Out the Ladies... 3/30/2007
#588So... When Are you Expecting? 3/29/2007
#587My Band is Totally Ready to Open for Rage Against the Machine 3/28/2007
#586POLARITY 236 3/27/2007
#585Another On This Day! Hooray! 3/25/2007
#584Random Thoughts 87 3/24/2007
#583UPCOMING FERGIE ALBUM TO CONSIST ENTIRELY OF 30 SECOND RING TONES 3/23/2007
#582POLARITY 235 3/22/2007
#581Random Thoughts 86 3/18/2007
#580POLARITY 234 3/12/2007
#579Sometimes, Whitney Houston, The Truth Hurts 3/11/2007
#578Random Thoughts 85 3/10/2007
#577Random Thoughts 84 3/9/2007
#576The Reality of Meeting Celebrities 3/8/2007
#575Fuck Pluto 3/7/07
#574Foreign Music: Not as Good as I'd Hoped 3/6/2007
#573POLARITY 233 3/5/2007
#572The Names They Give Guns Suck 3/4/2007
#571Some More On This Days. Let's Do This. 3/3/2007
#570It's Easier to Use Someone Than You Might Think 3/2/2007
#569If I Were to Ever Do Drugs, It Would Probably Be This... 3/1/2007
#568Celine Dion Fans Represent a Disturbing Statistic 2/28/2007
#567Cashiers Get a Raw Deal 2/27/2007
#566POLARITY 232 2/26/2007
#565A 3rd Grade Valentine's Story For You... 2/25/2007
#564Random Thoughts 83 2/24/2007
#563The Futility of the American Dream 2/23/2007
#562Random Thoughts 82 2/22/2007
#561On This Day entries are just filler, but it gets another entry done. Part 3! 2/21/2006
#560POLARITY 231 2/20/2007
#559On This Day entries are just filler, but it gets another entry done. Part 2! 2/06/2007
#558POLARITY 230 2/05/2007
#557Why Would Other People's Political Views Offend You? 1/31/2007
#556On This Day entries are just filler, but it gets another entry done. 1/30/2007
#555POLARITY 229 1/29/2007
#554Review of Pan's Labyrinth 1/26/2007
#553The Nature of Breasts Being Sexualized 1/24/2007
#552I Can't Speak For Anyone Else, But... 1/23/2007
#551POLARITY 228 1/22/2007
#550Bringing a Step Parent Into Your Kids' Lives 1/21/2007
#549Random Thoughts 81 1/20/2007
#548Meanwhile, in an Alternative Universe... 1/19/2007
#547Review of Superman Returns 1/18/2007
#546Random Thoughts 80 1/16/2007
#545POLARITY 227 1/15/2007
#544George Bush Kinda Looks Like an Ape 1/14/2007
#543A Secret About Me 6 1/13/2007
#542The Berlin Wall Wasn't That Big of a Deal to a 10-Year-Old 1/12/2007
#541STUDY: At Current Rate of Consumption of Natural Resources, World Will Face Severe Glass Shortage By 2027 1/11/2007
#540Random Thoughts 79 1/10/2007
#539Two Dreams That I Thought Were Worth Mentioning 1/9/2007
#538POLARITY 226 1/8/2007
#537I Hate People That Don't Give Eye Contact 1/7/2007
#536Juan Valdez: "I'm Sick of Picking Coffee For You Fucking Gringos" 1/6/2007
#535Scuzzy Guys Get All the Girls 1/4/2007
#534Catching up on On This Days 1/3/2007
#533Random Thoughts 78 1/2/2007
#532POLARITY 225 1/1/2007
#531Random Thoughts 77 12/31/2006
#530Homosexual Marriage Really Isn't Anything Like Man-on-Animal Marriage 12/29/2006
#529Did You Know That Insomnia Won't Kill You? It's True! 12/28/2006
#528Random Thoughts 76 12/27/2006
#527POLARITY 224 12/26/2006
#526Can't Think of Anything Better for My Christmas Eve Entry 12/24/2006
#525Random Thoughts 75 12/23/2006
#524Random Thoughts 74 12/22/2006
#5235 Totally Rocking Names for Really Shitty Bands 12/21/2006
#522Store Greeters Stress Me Out 12/20/2006
#521Random Thoughts 73 12/19/2006
#520POLRITY 223 12/18/2006
#519Random Thoughts 72 12/17/2006
#518Review of The Passion of the Christ 12/16/2006
#517No One Said Abortion Was Easy 12/15/2006
#516My Friend's Mom's Dildo 12/14/2006
#515A Cordial Invitation 12/13/2006
#514The Minority Within the Minority 12/12/2006
#513POLARITY 222 12/11/2006
#512Fantasies of Being Snowed In 12/08/2006
#511Volunteering HarmFul Information For No Reason 12/07/2006
#510My Band is Totally Ready For Coachella 12/06/2006
#509POLARITY 221 12/04/2006
#508Thin People with Fat Kids Don't Make Sense 12/03/2006
#507Rule to Living Life as a Man 12/02/2006
#506Review of X-Men: The Last Stand 12/01/2006
#505Food: The Wealthy Man's True Luxury 11/28/2006
#504POLARITY 220 11/27/2006
#503Idiotic Management Philosophy 11/25/2006
#502Random Thoughts 71 11/24/2006
#501The Entry That Was Almost My Thanksgiving Entry 11/23/2006
#500500th Entry! The Best of the Past 100! 11/22/2006
#499A Philosophy To Living a Better Life 11/21/2006
#498POLARITY 219 11/20/2006
#497Trying to Be Smart is Better Than Not Trying at All 11/19/2006
#496Silly Questions About Black People 11/18/2006
#495Ashamed Rock Stars Admit to Telling Audience How Much They Rock Just to Get Applause 11/17/2006
#494My Elementary School Music Teacher 11/16/2006
#493How to Fake a Hip-Hop Interview! 11/15/2006
#492A Secret about me 5 11/14/2006
#491POLARITY 218 11/13/2006
#490Yes, I kick it old school. Because I'm old. 11/12/2006
#489 Review of Gnarls Barkley, St. Elsewhere 11/11/2006
#488Random Thoughts 70 11/10/2006
#487Spoiled, Oil-Rich Texas Billionaire Finds Bush a Decent Man 11/09/2006
#486Congratulations to America! 11/08/2006
#485Fact About Japan Reject 11/07/2006
#484POLARITY 217 11/06/2006
#483Credit Cards Are Bad News 11/05/2006
#482Dora, Out Exploring on Halloween 11/04/2006
#481CCAMP: How Not to Answer the Phone and Take a Message 11/03/2006
#480Blogger Makes Smart-Ass Comment 11/02/2006
#47910 Facts About Japan 11/01/2006
#478My Halloween Entry 2007 10/31/2006
#477POLARITY 216 10/30/2006
#4761 Billionth Yellow Ribbon Bumper Sticker Magically Supports Troops 10/29/2006
#475Handshakes 10/28/2006
#474Silly PC person. Macs don't crash. Often. 10/27/2006
#473Obsessive Pet Owners Freak Me Out 10/26/2006
#472 Celebrated Director Set to Helm Daring Movie Criticizing Social Injustices Everybody Already Hates 10/25/2006
#471Supremely Lucky Couple Celebrates Momentous Third Anniversay 10/24/2006
#470POLARITY 215 10/23/2006
#469A Few Thoughts on Homosexual Men 10/22/2006
#468Random Thoughts 69 10/21/2006
#467They Pimped Ralph's Ride 10/20/2006
#466I've Got a Giant You-Know-What 10/19/2006
#465Random Thoughts 68 10/18/2006
#464I want to listen to all music ever made. I really do. 10/17/2006
#463POLARITY 214 10/16/2006
#462This Entry is All a Dream-- OR IS IT?? 10/15/2006
#461Random Thoughts 67 10/14/2006
#460A Good Hug Would Go a Long Way 10/13/2006
#459The Racist Propaganda I Found on My Lawn 10/12/2006
#458POLARITY 213 10/09/06
#457Christmas Time Stress 10/08/06
#456And Now, a Paid Advertisement from Rex Lambert 10/07/06
#455Random Thoughts 66 10/06/06
#454The Fascinatingly Ironic Things Porn People Say 10/05/06
#453A Statistic on Genital Herpes 10/04/2006
#452Random Thoughts 65 10/03/06
#451POLARITY 212 10/02/06
#450Hollywood's Problem with Gays 10/01/2006
#449Sports Dress-Down Day is Full of Shit 9/30/2006
#448 How Exactly Does One Become a Suicide Bomber, Anyway? 9/29/2006
#447Random Thoughts 64 9/27/2006
#446Why Isn't REM Awesome Anymore? 9/26/2006
#445POLARITY 211 9/25/2006
#444Review of The Raconteurs, Broken Boy Soldiers 9/24/2006
#443Let's All Go Get an X-Ray! 9/23/2006
#442They're The Couple That Never Speaks 9/22/2006
#441Black Republicans Don't Make Sense 9/21/2006
#440Random Thoughts 63 9/20/2006
#439The Ride to Work From the Chinese Lady 9/19/2006
#438POLARITY 210 9/18/2006
#437Staying Off the Streets and Being Safe, with Deshawn Williams 9/17/2006
#436Conservatism Can't Win 9/16/2006
#435The Universal Waste of Time of Job Interviews for Menial Labor 9/15/2006
#434Random Thoughts 62 9/14/2006
#433Catching Up On On This Days. Yippity Doo. 9/13/2006
#432POLARITY 209 9/12/2006
#431The Tale of the Kidney Stone 9/10/2006
#430Random Thoughts 61 8/31/2006
#429Random Thoughts 60 8/29/2006
#428POLARITY 208 8/28/2006
#427Stereotypes, Shmereotypes 8/27/2006
#426Myspace Has Gay Advertisements 8/26/2006
#425Little Social Faux Pas 8/25/2006
#424A Secret Fact About the Moon Landing 8/24/2006
#423The Nimbus 2000 8/23/2006
#422W: The Freak Letter 8/22/2006
#421POLARITY 207 8/21/2006
#420Please don't be That Guy 8/20/2006
#419Horoscopes Suck 8/19/2006
#418 Bjork, That One Chick Being Terrorized By That Bear 8/18/2006
#417The Giant Fly Thing in The Kitchen 8/17/2006
#416Scary Plastic Surgery Fact 8/16/2006
#415POLARITY 206 8/15/2006
#414The Naked Fat Lady At Target 8/13/2006
#413A High School Friend and I Talk About Our Plans After School 8/12/2006
#412Review of V for Vendetta 8/11/2006
#411Random Thoughts 59 8/10/2006
#410Hillary Clinton 8/9/2006
#409Random Thoughts 58 8/8/2006
#408POLARITY 205 8/7/2006
#407The Worst Job You Could Ever Have 8/6/2006
#406Sore Nipples 8/5/2006
#405Paid Advertisments 8/4/2006
#404Random Thoughts 57 8/3/2006
#403The Topless Juice Bar Story 8/2/2006
#402A Peek Into the Male Mind 8/1/2006
#401POLARITY 204 7/31/2006
#400400th Entry! The Best of the Past 100! 7/30/2006
#399Thanks For Shopping Uberstore 7/29/2006
#398George Jetson: The First Cubicle Worker 7/27/2006
#397Random Thoughts 56 7/26/2006
#396Why Would You Want to Never Be Offended? 7/25/2006
#395POLARITY 203 7/24/2006
#394Review of My Super Ex-Girlfriend 7/23/2006
#393Remember when Bill Clinton "embarassed the country" with his inappropriate antics? 7/22/2006
#392British Porn is Delightful 7/21/2006
#391Home Schooling Is Silly 7/20/2006
#390Texting with Jesus 7/19/2006
#389Random Thoughts 55 7/18/2006
#388POLARITY 202 7/17/2006
#387Dear Seventeen Magazine 7/16/2006
#386Equal Custody is Too Often Done Wrong 7/15/2006
#385James Bond: Funnyman, but nobody knows it 7/14/2006
#384Kelly Ripa's Most Impressive Feature 7/13/2006
#383How to Kill a Conversation Dead 7/12/2006
#382Church of Chris 7/11/2006
#381POLARITY 201 7/10/2006
#380Random Thoughts 54 7/09/2006
#379What is it About Breasts? 7/08/2006
#378Chivalry Will Never Die. Not Completely, Anyway. 7/07/2006
#377How My 7th Grade Biology Project Was Ruined 7/06/2006
#376Prince Charming's Really Good Day 7/05/2006
#375A Happy American Paradox for the Fourth of July 7/04/2006
#374POLARITY 200 7/03/2006
#373People in Video Games Behave Oddly 7/02/2006
#372The Gift 7/01/2006
#371Review of Tool, 10,000 Days 6/30/2006
#370Shaved Heads Don't Make Sense 6/29/2006
#369The World's Only True Aphrodiasiac 6/28/2006
#368The Man of Hyperbole! 6/27/2006
#367POLARITY 199 6/26/2006
#366GUARANTEED PRANK WAR WINNERS 6/25/2006
#365Frampton Comes Alive! 6/24/2006
#364Review of The Da Vinci Code 6/23/2006
#363Videogames Aren't Social? 6/22/2006
#362What Harm Would Eating on the Toilet Bring? 6/21/2006
#361Random Thoughts 53 6/20/2006
#360POLARITY 198 6/19/2006
#359Like a Virgin 6/18/2006
#358Batman Is Bruce Wayne... Really??! 6/17/2006
#357The Simple Life 2026, Starring Shiloh Pitt-Jolie and Go-Tard Cruise 6/14/2006
#356You'd Think the Most Gorgeous People on the Planet Would Come Up with a Better Name... 6/13/2006
#355POLARITY 197 6/12/2006
#354My Canadian Friend and I Talk About Canadian Health Care 6/11/2006
#353Oh, don't worry about the noise... It's just rappers shooting at somebody 6/10/2006
#352Random Thoughts 52 6/9/2006
#351Review of Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Show Your Bones 6/8/2006
#350 Getting Becky's Phone Number 6/7/2006
#349POLARITY 196 6/6/2006
#348Random Thoughts 51 6/4/2006
#347Not Being White Sucks for Halloween 6/3/2006
#346Old People Will Be Different In The Future. I Promise 6/2/2006
#345The Great Taco Bell Rebellion 6/1/2006
#344The Ghetto Lady and Her Flesh Depository 5/31/2006
#343Why do we let credit card companies get away with it? 5/30/2006
#342POLARITY 195 5/29/2006
#341Concert Goers Are Fucking Ridiculous 5/28/2006
#340"To handle your call in as unfriendly a manner as possible, please enter your account number..." 5/27/2006
#339Random Thoughts 50 5/26/2006
#338Religion, the Exclusive Road to Optimism 5/25/2006
#337Random Thoughts 49 5/24/2006
#336The Return of On This Days! 5/23/2006
#335POLARITY 194 5/22/2006
#334Hollywood Bodies Are a Dime a Dozen 5/21/2006
#333Random Thoughts 48 5/20/2006
#332Another Reason Not to Want A Son 5/19/2006
#331Random Thoughts 47 5/18/2006
#330A Conversation with My Daughter About the Future * 5/17/2006
#329Mechanisms in Your Brain You Would Assume We All Had 5/16/2006
#328POLARITY 193 5/15/2006
#327Raising a Boy is Not Easy, Even if He is a Nerd (Mother's Day Entry) 5/14/2006
#326Random Thoughts 46 5/13/2006
#325In Memory of the "Phone Off the Hook" Tone 5/12/2006
#324My Apologies to Women Who Love Weddings, But... 5/11/2006
#323And Now, Back to Your Regularly Scheduled Random Shit 5/10/2006
#322Tool, April 30, Coachella 2006 5/9/2006
#321POLARITY 192 (COACHELLA PT. 2 EDITION) 5/8/2006
#320Massive Attack, April 30, Coachella 2006 5/7/2006
#319Yeah Yeah Yeahs, April 30, Coachella 2006 5/6/2006
#318Sleater-Kinney, April 30, Coachella 2006 5/5/2006
#317My Coachella 2006 story about the VIP room 5/4/2006
#316POLARITY 191 (COACHELLA EDITION) 5/3/2006
#315The Truth About Christian Theology 4/28/2006
#314Review of Silent Hill 4/27/2006
#313An Open Letter to Gwen Stefani From a Hollaback Girl 4/26/2006
#312Random Thoughts 45 4/25/2006
#311POLARITY 190 4/24/2006
#310Random Thoughts 44 4/23/2006
#309A Nerd With a Very Sheltered Life Dissusses Monty Python 4/22/2006
#308Heaven: No Pets Allowed 4/21/2006
#307Every Place is Full of Assholes 4/20/2006
#306Easter Is Not a Well Thought-Out Holiday 4/19/2006
#305Why Do We Only Have 12 Months? 4/18/2006
#304POLARITY 189 4/17/2006
#303The Thing About Fat People... 4/16/2006
#302A Hilarious Joke. Ha ha ha. 4/15/2006
#301Review of King Kong 4/14/2006
#300300th Entry! The Best of the Past 100! 4/13/2006
#299The Final Frontier in Shaving 4/11/2006
#298POLARITY 188 4/10/2006
#297Being American 4/9/2006
#296Random Thoughts 43 4/8/2006
#295Random Thoughts 42 4/7/2006
#294The Problem Isn't Education 4/6/2006
#293POLARITY 187 4/5/2006
#292An Innovative Hip-Hop Hero 4/2/2006
#291Happy April Fool's Day, Assholes 4/1/2006
#290The Other Opposite Side of Superhero Sexual Harrassment 3/31/2006
#289Random Thoughts 41 3/30/2006
#288Review of Crash 3/29/2006
#287Ode to Juliana Margulies 3/28/2006
#286POLARITY 186 3/27/2006
#285My Dream Encounter with Bono 3/26/2006
#284So, you like-a the hold, eh? 3/25/2006
#283George Clooney on Gay Marriage 3/24/2006
#282The Insanity of Not Supporting Same-Sex Marriage 3/23/2006
#281The Workplace Nutjob 3/22/2006
#280Why do they have to perpetuate the stereotype?? 3/21/2006
#279POLARITY 185 3/20/2006
#278Random Thoughts 40 3/19/2006
#277An Alternate Punch-Line to Yesterday's Entry 3/18/2006
#276St. Patrick's Day Entry 3/17/2006
#275Road Signs in Arizona That Might Must Just Keep Missing... 3/16/2006
#274Another Rock Secret I Won't Mention in Public 3/15/2006
#273 The High School Mentality of Today's Tabloids 3/14/2006
#272POLARITY 184 3/13/2006
#271A Note About Real Men 3/12/2006
#270A Few Fantastically Horrible Foreign Last Names 3/11/2006
#269Review of The Streets, A Grand Don't Come For Free 3/10/2006
#268Welcome to the World That Debates the Undebatable 3/9/2006
#267 Celestial Dawn Waites Reads From Green Eggs And Ham* 3/8/2006
#266POLARITY 183 3/6/2006
#265Rhythm Guitarists Are Just Frigging Lame 3/5/2006
#264What Would Hulk Do? 3/4/2006
#263Random Thoughts 39 3/3/2006
#262Review of Date Movie 3/2/2006
#261The Opposite Side of Superhero Sexual Harrassment 3/1/2006
#260Michelle and Kristen Talk About Spider-Man 2/28/2006
#259POLARITY 182 2/27/2006
#258A Little Known Fact About Your Favorite Candies 2/26/2006
#257Why am I the Only One That Hates Bob Marley? 2/25/2006
#256THOMAS EDISON INVENTS THE CAMERA 2/24/2006
#255A Secret About Me 4 2/23/2006
#254"I CANT FIND MY MOMMY. YOU WILL HELP ME." 2/22/2006
#253The True Story of the Second Time I heard My Favorite Knock Knock Joke 2/21/2006
#252POLARITY 181 2/20/2006
#251Myspace Picture Pet Peeves 2/19/2006
#250Random Thoughts 38 2/18/2006
#249"Relationship" is a wonderful word 2/17/2006
#248Agnoticism 2/16/2006
#247Random Thoughts 37 2/15/2006
#246POLARITY 180 2/14/2006
#245Iceland is my holy land 2/12/2006
#244"...And Here Comes Ungabungastan!" 2/11/2006
#243Random Thoughts 36 2/10/2006
#242Oh? Well I'd be more than happy to help you die. 2/9/2006
#241Random Thoughts 35 2/8/06
#240Red Hot Fucking Action, Starring Chris and Michelle 2/7/06
#239POLARITY 179 2/6/2006
#238No, I mean 2005 sucked 2/5/2006
#237I'm Birthday Boy, Suckahs 2/4/2006
#236I don't think I've matured at all...2/3/2006
#235A Little Known Fact About Mr. Peanut 2/2/2006
#234Being the King of Cock 2/1/2006
#233Review of Beck, Guero 1/31/2006
#232POLARITY 178 1/30/2006
#231An Excellent Quote from the "Bush Doesn't Like Black People" Guy... 1/29/2006
#230A Case of Mistaken Sexuality... 1/28/2006
#229"Who Doesn't Regret At Least One Thing?" 1/27/2006
#228Life Would Be Better Without Banks 1/26/2006
#227The Difference Between Fat People and Smokers 1/25/2006
#226Smokers and Their Smoke Breaks Piss Me Off 1/24/2006
#225POLARITY 177 1/23/2006
#224Pornography: The Only Honest Media 1/22/2006
#223Mardi Gras needs me and you 1/21/2006
#222Good Conversation Makes the World Go 'Round 1/20/2006
#221Prestige Chocolate Ice Cream: Delicious and Kinda Scary 1/19/2006
#220 Review of Gorillaz, Demon Days 1/12/2006
#219POLARITY 176 1/11/2006
#218 Random Thoughts 34 1/08/2006
#217Random Thoughts 33 1/07/2006
#216Kids Do the Dumbest Shit on the Internet 1/06/2006
#215Cosmo is a steaming pile of shit. 1/05/2006
#214How Could Anyone Wipe Sitting Down? 1/04/2006
#213The Microwave Effect 1/03/2006
#212POLARITY 175 1/02/2006
#211You wouldn't think I could be grumpy about New Year's, but I am. 12/31/2005
#210Good Riddance 2005 12/30/2005
#209Practical Roadsigns Part 2 12/29/2005
#2087th Grade CRS and His "Major Boner" 12/28/2005
#207Chris Looks Like a Porn Star12/27/2005
#206POLARITY 174 12/26/2005
#205A Christmas Greeting... 12/25/2005
#204BUSHWHACKER'S Message for the Holidays! 12/24/2005
#203The Most Embarrassing Overdrafted Bank Account Story EVER 12/23/2005
#202Meeting the Father of all Christmas Music 12/22/2005
#201A Conversation with a Soon to be Dad 12/21/2005
#200200th Entry! The Best of the last 200 entries! 12/20/2005
#199POLARITY 173 12/19/2005
#198What the heck was up with the Emergency Broadcast System? 12/11/2005
#197Where have all the truant officers gone? 12/10/2005
#196Random Thoughts 32 12/07/2005
#195People leave obvious outgoing messages. 12/06/2005
#194POLARITY 172 12/05/2005
#193Gaze... Into unfiltered, mind-bending terror 12/04/2005
#192Compensation for not having a wallet... 12/03/2005
#191Email Addresses Have Gotten Out of Hand 12/02/2005
#190"There are no advantages to being black in America. None." 12/01/2005
#189Ask a Kinda-Black Dude: What's up with Gold Teeth? 11/30/2005
#188If Life Were More Like in The Sims 11/29/2005
#187 POLARITY 171 11/28/2005
#186So, how was Thanksgiving anyway? 11/27/2005
#185Review of Alien Vs Predator 11/23/2005
#184Random Thoughts 31-- YES ANOTHER ONE 11/22/2005
#183POLARITY 170 11/21/2005
#182Random Thoughts 30 11/20/2005
#181Random Thoughts 29 11/19/2005
#180"Oh, Supervillain... I never noticed how handsome you are..." 11/18/2005
#179God and Children Don't Mix 11/17/2005
#178Oh, Canada 11/16/2005
#177Ever Found a Photo of a Total Stranger? 11/15/2005
#176 POLARITY 169 11/14/2005
#175Real Life: Two Thumbs Down 11/13/2005
#174A Party Phenomenon I Don't Understand 11/12/2005
#173Eating Your Boogers is Conductive of Moving Society Forward 11/11/2005
#172Random Thoughts 28 11/10/2005
#171The Many Moods of Batman... 11/09/2005
#170POLARITY 168 11/08/2005
#169The Case for Spam 11/06/2005
#168Taking the lazy way out of posting... A survey!! 11/05/2005
#167A Conversation I had on AIM about Stone Temple Pilots 11/04/2005
#166A Top-Secret Email... INTERCEPTED! 11/03/2005
#165Give me a scientific break-down of my genetic background... Now! 11/02/2005
#164Review of Foo Fighters In Your Honor 11/01/2005
#163POLARITY 167 10/31/2005
#162The Spell of the Wedding... 10/30/2005
#161I want you to think of the ramifications of this... 10/29/05
#160Random Thought 27 10/28/05
#159I Have Had Officially Had Enough of Metrosexuality 10/27/2005
#158A Letter to my Wonderful Daughter 10/26/2005
#157Review of Sleater - Kinney, The Woods 10/25/2005
#156POLARITY 166 10/24/2005
#155An email I sent a friend about Myspace bots 10/23/2005
#154 What do I expect from a bootleg? 10/22/2005
#153Why I Hate the "N" Word 10/21/2005
#152Review of Constantine 10/20/2005
#151I *HEART* Nick Stahl 10/19/2005
#150But... I do act black! 10/18/2005
#149POLARITY 165 10/17/2005
#148Signing Up at MySpace 10/16/2005
#147A Secret About Me 3 10/15/2005
#146CCAMP: The Worst Thing A Human Can do to Another on the Phone 10/14/2005
#145CCAMP: How to Rid Yourself of Discourteous Phone Calls in the Morning 10/13/2005
#144A Public Service Announcement from the CCAMP 10/12/2005
#143A Secret About Me 2 10/11/2005
#142POLARITY 164 10/10/2005
#141Project: Find a Better Album Cover than Mr Banjo 10/09/2005
#140Who Expects This From a Crack Ho? 10/08/2005
#139Jerry the G-Thug Gets a New Outgoing Message 10/07/2005
#138Seeking Help? Ask Father Cell Phone! 10/06/2005
#137A Secret About Me 1 10/05/2005
#136Those-- Those Cops are Looting That Wal-Mart! The World is Coming to an End! 10/04/2005
#135POLARITY 163 10/03/2005
#134A little tip for when you're arguing about who the best President was... 10/02/2005
#133Random Thoughts 26 10/01/2005
#132I've Created a DVD Snob 9/30/2005
#13110 Terrible Ballads From the 80's That I Will Absolutely Never Admit to Loving 9/29/2005
#130Got Chewing Gum? 9/28/2005
#129At least I wouldn't be a college dropout... 9/27/2005
#128POLARITY 162 9/26/2005
#127Is this what Jeopardy nerds think of Comic Book nerds? 9/25/2005
#126Random Thoughts 25 9/24/2005
#125Oh, as if I'm the only person to ever think this... 9/23/2005
#124Instant Messaging in the year 2005 sucks 9/22/2005
#123Do YOU know what crack smells like? 9/21/2005
#122Review of A Perfect Circle, Thirteenth Step and eMOTIVe 9/20/2005
#121POLARITY 161 9/19/2005
#120Neglecting Stem Cell Research 9/18/2005
#119Random Thoughts 24 9/17/2005
#118Jerry the G-Thug Ponders Springsteen 9/16/2005
#117Welcome to BM Emporium! 9/15/2005
#116Fuck you. AND your toolbar. 9/14/2005
#115A Brief Encounter With a Stranger 9/13/2005
#114POLARITY 160 9/12/2005
#113The Mismanagement of America 9/11/2005
#112God of Rock 9/10/2005
#111 Automatic Voice Messaging Systems are a Fucking Waste of Time 9/9/2005
#110An excerpt from an actual driver's test in Chandler, AZ 9/8/2005
#109My revolutionary cable tv idea 9/7/2005
#108Hurricane Katrina: The Whole World Has Gone Mad 9/6/2005
#107POLARITY 159 9/5/2005
#106A Quick Quote 9/4/2005
#105America Doesn't Need Any More Fonzies 9/3/2005
#104The Practicality of the Dreaded Urinal 9/2/2005
#103America's Butts: The Shrinkening 9/1/2005
#102Sign Up for JP Devereau Institute for Medical Research Today! 8/31/2005
#101POLARITY 158 8/30/2005
#100100th ENTRY! The best of the last 100 entries! 8/29/2005
#99Review of Batman Begins 8/26/2005
#98Getting Some TMI off my Chest 8/25/2005
#97Random Thoughts 23 8/24/2005
#80Review of Eagles of Death Metal: Peace Love Death Metal8/23/2005
#95POLARITY 157 8/22/2005
#94Why I hate other geeks 8/18/2005
#93Where have all the Batmen gone? 8/17/2005
#92The Great Failed Salad Experiment 8/16/2005
#91ALL UR PC ARE BELONG TO US 8/15/2005
#90POLARITY 156 8/01/2005
#89Didn't Know I was UnAmerican 7/31/2005
#88"But I would not feel so all alone. Everybody must get stoned, dude." 7/30/2005
#87Random Thoughts 22 7/29/2005
#86Random Thoughts 21 7/28/2005
#85A quick peek at the family... 7/27/2005
#84FACT: Hip-Hop all sounds the same 7/26/2005
#83 POLARITY 155 7/25/2005
#82TOP TWENTY HOTTEST CELEBRITIES Part 2 7/24/2005
#81TOP TWENTY HOTTEST CELEBRITIES Part 1 7/23/2005
#80Review of The White Stripes: Get Behind Me Satan 7/22/2005
#79Random Thought #20 7/21/2005
#78Practical Roadsigns 7/20/2005
#77What Does "Freedom" Mean? 7/19/2005
#76POLARITY 154 7/18/2005
#75My Daughter is Too Smart 7/17/2005
#74Point/Counterpoint: Who's scarier, Zombies or Horrible Monsters From Space? 7/16/2005
#73My little secret about an obnoxious celebrity7/15/2005
#72My Top Twenty-Five Movies of All Time Part 3 7/14/2005
#71My Top Twenty-Five Movies of All Time Part 2 7/13/2005
#70My Top Twenty-Five Movies of All Time Part 1 7/12/2005
#69POLARITY 153 7/11/2005
#68Newt's last days... 7/10/2005
#67Random Thought #19 7/9/2005
#66A few thoughts on the London Terrorist Bombings" 7/8/2005
#65Introducing Microsoft WinCount 7/7/2005
#64Eva Green is a goddamn hottie, whoever she is 7/6/2005
#63AMERICA-- Fuck yeah! 7/5/2005
#62POLARITY 152 7/4/2005
#61I'm not a hippy. I just don't like Bills. 7/3/2005
#60Random Statistical Fact 7/2/2005
#59I Just Don't get vinyl 7/1/2005
#58Your Own Rock N Roll Supergroup! 6/30/2005
#57Jay Kay who? 6/29/2005
#56The BUSHWHACKER Updates America on Iraq! Now in Technicolor! 6/28/2005
#55POLARITY 151 6/27/2005
#54 Howard Stern vs the FCC 6/26/2005
#53 Review of Queens of the Stone Age: Lullabies to Paralyze 6/25/2005
#52 The Conflict of "Alternative Music" 6/24/2005
#51 A Quick FAQ with Jonah 6/23/2005
#50 A Message to Hollywood, With Love, From Jonah 6/22/2005
#49 The Futility of the Spelling Bee 6/21/2005
#48 POLARITY 150 6/20/2005
#47 Another Letter to Spin 6/19/2005
#46 Africa is a Million Miles Away 6/18/2005
#45 America's Trouble Remembering the World Trade Center Jumpers 6/17/2005
#44 Viola's Picture Day 6/16/2005
#43 A Quick Thought on Nudity in Films 6/15/2005
#42 Review of The Incredibles 6/14/2005
#41 POLARITY 149 6/13/2005
#40 Classic Fun at Hot Or Not dot Com! 6/12/2005
#39 The Return of Fun At Hotornot.com 6/11/2005
#38 Random Thoughts Part 18! 6/10/2005
#37 An Aging Hipster on the Tao of Cool 6/9/2005
#36 Random Thoughts Part 17? 6/8/2005
#35 Why aren't the Biff Tannons of the world extinct yet, Darwin? 6/7/2005
#34 POLARITY 148 6/6/2005
#33 Random Thoughts Part... 16? 6/5/2005
#32 A Public Service Announcement About Boxer Shorts 6/4/2005
#31 Review of Sin City 6/3/2005
#30 Being a Criminal in Metropolis Must Suck 6/2/2005
#29 Three Overrated Bands (that I like anyway)* 6/1/2005
#28 Nine Inch Nails With Teeth Review 5/31/2005
#27 POLARITY 147 5/30/2005
#26 The Return of Danny the Dopehead 5/27/2005
#25 Bathroom Philosophy 5/26/2005
#24 20 bucks for advice 5/25/2005
#23 The New Job 5/24/2005
#22 The Diary of a Guy Who's Never Lived in a House Before 5/23/2005
#21 POLARITY 146 5/22/2005
#20 Renovation in progress 11/16/2004
#19 "What More Can I Say? Democracy Doesn't work." Part 2: The Horror 11/7/2004
#18 "What More Can I Say? Democracy Doesn't work." Part 1: The Paranoia 11/6/2004
#17 The 2004 Elections; Or How I Almost Voted for Bush 11/2/2004
#16 POLARITY 145 11/1/2004
#15 "NIGHTMERICA": I didn't coin the word, but it'll do nicely here. 10/29/2004
#14 Hating is good for you and me 10/28/2004
#13 Review of Bjork: Medulla 10/27/2004
#12 BUSHWHACKER: Bushwhacking the election! 10/26/2004
#11 A re-re-reintroduction to bitterness 10/25/2004
#10 POLARITY 144 10/24/2004
#9 Really Important Questions, part-- oh, let's just say 15? 7/10/2004
#8 A fairly easy-to-figure-out poem. 7/8/2004
#7 ...And for those of you wondering how the baby is doing... 7/7/2004
#6 Me and a gun. And an asshole. 7/6/2004
#5 POLARITY 143 7/5/2004
#4 A re-reintroduction to bitterness 7/4/2004
#3 THE JUICEWHACKER! 6/7/2004
#2 POLARITY 142 6/6/2004
#1 A reintroduction to bitterness 6/5/2004
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